Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Just in case you have been contemplating breaking into our home and stealing our toaster, I would think twice about that, my friend.

Mom:  Kyle, don't forget to lock the door, ok?

Kyle:  Why?

Mom:  Just for safety, honey.  We've talked about this before, remember?

Kyle:  Mom. (Dramatic pause for inflection).  I have a mini-sword.  I'll be FINE.  Remember the one dad got me in Mexico?  It's really sharp.  I'm like a ninja with it.  Seriously.

Mom:  OK, then. 

You have been warned, would be breaker-inner.  My son has a mini-sword and he WILL use it.


  1. LOL! AH yes, boys! I love them! I have a fully armed boy here too! :)

    check out this story/video of a robbery foiled by a guy with sword!

  3. Oh goodness, that is hilarious!

  4. Oh, that story was awesome, Heather! I hadn't seen that before. I'm sure that is what Kyle has in mind :)