Mom: Kyle, don't forget to lock the door, ok?
Mom: Just for safety, honey. We've talked about this before, remember?
Kyle: Mom. (Dramatic pause for inflection). I have a mini-sword. I'll be FINE. Remember the one dad got me in Mexico? It's really sharp. I'm like a ninja with it. Seriously.
Mom: OK, then.
You have been warned, would be breaker-inner. My son has a mini-sword and he WILL use it.