Sunday, September 27, 2015

Ridiculously Unnecessary: How to irritate your wife at 4am

Wake her up from a deep, calm sleep by yelling "AAAAAH!!  AAAAAH!!!   AAAAAH!!!" super loud while dreaming about scaring your sister (really???) because that is totally normal for a 52 year old to still dream about.

How to irritate your wife at 4:02 am:  Fall peacefully back to sleep whilst your wife sits wide awake next to you waiting for her heart rate to return to normal, and decides to blog about ridiculously unnecessary things such as this because  it's been a while....not since something ridiculous and unnecessary  has happened, but since she's blogged about it.

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