"That's therapy?? It sounds more like an alien abduction."

That's what my friend Jessie said, upon hearing about the possible treatment for my vertigo (aka dizziness caused from a "disturbance" in the inner ear.) Yes, I'm officially disturbed :) The "therapy" involves putting a contraption on my head, maneuvering it around, and shining a red light into my eyes. Niiiiice.