As we arrived and sat down, Vince nudged me and pointed...and there it was. On the floor next to Mary's chair, a well
And as we revelled in our mutual most perfectest purse awesomeness, she said this: "I know! I loved it so much that the day after I bought it I went out and bought another one because I knew I would want it when this one wore out.
I think I could hear the "Hallelujah Chorus" playing in the background.