Well, this past weekend, I was not horrified to go outside and discover that the following things had been left out in our front yard all afternoon: a Schwinn bike that looks like it's from 1959, a garbage bag of bush clippings, and an oven mitt. And even if I did, I definitely would not have taken a picture of it to post on my blog, as it would be far too embarassing...
And in the same stylish flare, I also did not attach a floral blanket to the side of our dog kennel with bungee cords because we have been
too lazy far too busy to properly cover it with a tarp. Nope, that was definitely not me!
And like Mckmama, we do not look like we live next door to the Clampetts.
I was definitely not excited at all about my early birthday gift from my husband.....
And since receiving it last Friday, I have not left it neatly tucked away in it's bag because I'm too afraid to use it. That would be pathetic.
And finally, when Vince and I went out on a real date Friday night (yay!) to see the *long anticipated* new Star Trek movie. Just look how excited he was! I did not find it completely adorable to watch the excitement on his face as he gave me a detailed synopsis of the first 9 Star Trek movies for 45 minutes at the restaurant prior to the movie. Then during the movie, I was not bored out of my mind. And I absolutely did not politely excuse myself on three different ocassions to text my sister about how many minutes of this torture I had left to endure. That would be very disrespectful to my husband and I absolutely did NOT do that!!