When I was a little girl, probably 7 or 8, I fell feet first into the toilet. I wanted to see what it was like to pee like a boy, so I decided to stand on the rim in my socks. I think you can figure out what happened. When you don't have the right anatomy to aim with, the pee runs right down your legs. Just so you know.
I don't think I have ever in my life told anyone that story. I shouldn't blog at 4am!!