Such is the reason for my early rising this morning and subsequent blogging at 7:49am. I can't exactly go back to bed and relax after digging out the shampooer and cleaning up the 1,000th mess that this creature has made:
This is Kirby.
Yes I know he's cute, but he's also big and along with big dogs comes big gross. Drooling anytime someone eats around him...big long slobbery drool that looks like he swallowed a tennis shoe and the strings are hanging out. And he likes to vomit on the carpet about once every three months, which is really fun. This alone has made purchasing a carpet shampooer one of the best investments we have ever made. And we won't even talk about doggie diahrea. Don't need to revisit that, thankyouverymuch. Let's just say that if it weren't for his wrinkly forehead and the intensity of it's cuteness, he may not be here right now.